Baldur Helgi

Ali G: Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to the Iver ‘Eath posse, innit? Come on - let’s stab him!
Jezzy F: No, no - wait! Me mum, yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brother’s blue football socks even though they ain’t colourfast.
Ali G: All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life..

I asked God to protect me from my enemies, and I started to lose friends